Is there some kind of malignant virus lurking in the bowels of my HDD that decides (and this is a completely arbitrary affair) that what I really want is yet another offering of Fat Bottomed Girls (the song, I hasten to add) as opposed to, say Chris Isaak's 'Wicked Game'?
This virus (and let's call it Darren, just for the sake of giving it a name) also resides in my I-Phone (Oooo. Get Me. I gotta posh gadget.) The strange thing about this revelation is that I actually created playlists on my phone, and yet Darren still manages to give me Fat Bottomed Girls when I really wanted Thin Lizzy's "Dancing In The Moonlight".
"Delete 'Fat Bottomed Girls'" you say.
"Righty-o" I say.
"No more 'Fat Bottomed Girls', eh?" you say.
"Nope. Just endless plays of 'Dancing In The Moonlight'" I say.
This random shuffle thing doesn't really exist. It's all down to what Darren wants.
- Darren is no fan of classical music, hence Barber's 'Adagio For Strings' never appears on my shuffle.
- Darren can't spell Tchaikovsky, so that's "The Nutcracker" gone west.
- Darren detests Country & Western (I must admit to feeling some empathy there), but Crystal Gayle has a pretty enough voice and deserves even a modicum of airplay.
- Darren doesn't recall the 'proper' 60's, so he'll only allow "Ferry 'Cross The Mersey" and "Delilah". Classics such as "Go Now" (the window lickers anthem (private joke - you know who you are)) and "Anyone Who Had A Heart" just gather ether dust.
- Darren must be a proper Queen fan.
"Angels" and "I'd Do Anything For Love" have never featured on my shuffle. (See previous post).
I know I could just delete all the stuff that gets overplayed in shuffle mode, but I also know full well that Darren still wont give me my Adagio, and even worse, I honestly believe that "Fat Bottomed Girls" is indestructible.
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